There are approximately 100 billion cells inside your brain. You can live normally with just half of that. But it only takes about one thousand cells to come up with a shitty idea that might make it onto television.
This has been a small public service announcement on the insight into the creative process.
Also, by the time this has been posted I’ll have watched Against All Odds or be just hours from it, and that quite honestly fucking sucks. That ain’t helping either. Now then… on with the goofy crap known some of the world over as TNA iMPACT! Lets… get this shit over with.
This week on iMPACT!, some random shit of wildly varying quality happened…
Robert Roode and Ms. Banks are in the back with Borash (still neck brace variant) and Roode mocks Booker before getting serious. He says he apologized to Sharmell or something and tells us Booker secretly thanks him and ol’ boy will find out why it pays to be Roode. Basically the prick named Bob at his prick named Bobby-est. He’s actually starting to not be so annoying and even mildly entertaining. Good for him.
BG James’ promo was awesome. Curry Man + “Stone Cold” Shark Boy = Happiness. AJ and Tiger Mask had a pretty good match.
Match of the night: Christian Cage vs. Judas Mesias w/ James Mitchell
Mesias overpowers Cage and knocks him around. Cage makes a brief comeback but gets clotheslined back down and punished some more. Mesias charges but gets sent to the outside. Multiple attempted suplexes on the apron by Mesias to no avail. Seesaw kick by Cage. Cage gets some shots in outside and throws Mesias back in. Cage goes up but lands on his feet when Mesias moves out of the way. Cage gets press slammed to the floor and we out for break.
Hard shots outside by Mesias. Cage trades punches with Mesias but gets powerslammed and choked and the worked over in the ropes. Mesias tosses Cage around like a ragdoll and slams him down. Dropkick from the second rope by Cage. Second rope back elbow by Cage. Inverted DDT. Cage is distracted by Mitchell for a moment on his way to the top rope leaps into a cutter by Mesias. Abyss chases Mitchell off and Cage makes Mesias even Unprettier (see what I did there?) and wins clean. The hell?
Winner: Christian Cage
Abyss chases Mesias to the back.
AJ is down and attacks from behind and beats Cage senseless. He arrogantly sets up the Styles Clash and Christian turns it into a Texas Cloverleaf. Angle is out and the Cage beaten senseless some more. Tomko to the rescue. Heels run away.
The last sell for Against All Odds and that is ballgame. Time for Pros vs. Joes.
